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Future इसका बहुत ही bright

सिर्फ अमीरों से “love at first Sight”

खाना बनाने में न रूचि

Purse चाहिए only Gucci

Five star का fetish अजीब

Armani उसे लगता गरीब

boyfriends की लिस्ट है रखती  

मुझे मिला हैं number thirty

Personal space की लांघो रेखा

Breakup को तुम दोगे न्योता

शर्म लाज  का  गया जमना

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उसपर ये बोले Thank you यार

Argument में fail हर शास्त्र

रोने का जब चलाए ब्रह्मास्त्र

गलती किसकी फर्क न पड़ता

अंत में sorry मैं ही  कहता

हर लड़के से friendship करती 

पलटकर  लड़की  देखूं  तो  ठरकी  

अजब  सा है ये खेल निराला

पीता हूँ रोज विष का प्याला

Calander का काम करूँ मैं

हर date को याद रखूं मैं  

हरदम करता रहूँ तारीफ़

वर्ना प्यार का अंत करीब

आज की नारी नहीं बेचारी

boyfriendओं पर पड़ती भारी

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बड़ी जोर के भूख लगी

बैठे बैठे सटक पड़ी

चल दिया मैं नेता के पास

ले के भैया lunch की आस

मैंने कहा

नेता जी भोजन कराओ

Voting का एहसान चुकाओ

खाओगे चारा खाओगे spectrum

पूड़ी खिलाओ गरमा गरम

वो बोले

पूड़ी छोड़ तू पी beer

After all I love you dear

Official dinner है अपना आज

Let us go to gateway Taj

मैंने कहा वाह sir चलिए

बोले पहले आश्वासन दीजिए

अगली बार भी जिताएंगे

तभी भोजन करायेंगे

मैंने कहा sir लिखित में लीजिए

लेकिन बस अब देर ना कीजिये

अगला इलेक्शन वो हार गया

Lunch कराना  बेकार गया

बोला ये तो धोखा है

आज का गरीब झूठा है

मैंने बोला simple है

Karma का principle है

आखिर मैं ये सब सीख गया

अगला चुनाव मैं जीत गया

पर गरीब अभी भी भूखा हैं

वादों पे vote देता हैं

Adieu !

I met you through a friend

An Angel who seems now

My intentions were carnal

Something very usual

Then we mingled and giggled together

Came to play and study together

You were so genuine caring and strong

And I knew you loved me

But then we parted , hurt you were

I did not know what I was loosing

I was busy climbing hills

Was too busy to miss you

But amidst my journey I fell once

Bruised  battered and defeated

But then you came out of nowhere

Took care of me and nurtured  me

We were close again

Realizing what was it to matter to someone

We knew our paths were different

But still we walked together

Fearing the divergence

We partied and had fun

Fled to distant lands

Knowing that time was less

And then one day you said it

That apart we must move

To preserve the golden future

That awaits for each of us

I felt sad, dejected and broken

as if a steel wire cuts through me

But then I smiled

For I must

The tears of my heart shall not reach my face

I want to leave you strong

I want to loosen the soil that binds

So that you sail away

To distant land to someone elses shore

I will smile I will laugh

Because I want you to bloom

To be happy , to be content

And bear flowers  

Rajendra नगर की डगर

UPSC की तैयारी  

मानो दुख से रिश्तेदारी 

घरबार छोड़ो नौकरी छोड़ो 

मौज मस्ती से मूह मोडो 

  

घरवाले बोले कर ले शादी 

है ये time की बर्बादी 

पैसे का नही कोई जोड़   

घर बैठ के ना रोटी तोड़ 

बहू आएगी सेवा करेगी 

बच्चों से आँगन महका देगी 

मै बोला बाई मैं रखवा दूँगा 

उसी से बच्चे भी कर दूँगा 

निकल पड़ा मैं दिल्ली को 

अंजानी एक मंज़िल को 

पहुँचा फिर मैं vajiram 

खूब चलती थी वो दुकान 

वासुदेव   Ravindran ने दिया उपदेश 

कर्म किये जा फीस दिए जा 

मत कर फल का बिलकुल wait

क्लास में   ethics  खूब पढ़ाते 

हर साल जबरदस्त fees बढ़ाते

Popular का जूस centre

Viral का था wholesaler

बगल में था sood store

डांटे जैसे हम book चोर.

घर ढूंढते जब हारा थककर

मिला मुझे दिखने  में joker

A.Raja से जिसके तेवर

बोला Hey Dude ! I am broker

बोला मैं हूं Mr. Chaddha

लगा करेगा जेब में गढ्ढा

बोला मत लो बिलकुल tension

बस दे दो one month commission

मैंने कहा गजब करते हो

छोटे बच्चो को ठगते हो

बोला भाई समाजसेवा है

Economy को stimulate किया हैं

  

Vajiram का हर कर्मचारी

था अव्वल का दुराचारी

बात बात पर डांट लगाते

CEO सा atti  दिखलाते  

Class  मे देखी सुंदर पारियाँ 

दिल पर चल गयी सौ सौ छुरियाँ 

हो गया मैं  झटपट लट्टू

बन गया उनका personal टट्टू

  

बात समझ मैं आई तब

अंडे बरसे paper में जब

सोचा अब क्या poulty farm बनाऊ

घर वालो को क्या मुह दिखलाऊ

बैठ के सोचा पढता हूँ

Xerox notes  को mugta हूँ

अगला attempt दूँगा मैं

IAS जरूर बनूँगा मैं .

The Awakening

Care had been an alien

Worries just a dream

Life was so pleasant

 Till she heard a scream

It came from a friend

Who shook her left to right

He abused her rebuked her

Gave her one slap tight

She questioned herself

The purpose of her life

Was she only born

 for one fine day to die

Laid back she was

No goal she could fight

Her heart became heavy

Though shoulders so light

Blood gushed through her veins

And thunderously she roared

Imaginations let loose

Her aspirations just soared

But someone pulled her back

A baby so cute

Large eyes, sad smile pleading

Not to be a brute

Her child was questioning

The lessons she had learnt

 could she dare to risk

the peace she yearned

But she must rise

forgetting the pain

Her and her bearers

life should not go in vain

She has to shine

Like a sun so strong

In the  mad world

She does’nt really belong

It might be short

It could be long

But once set on fire

She must not stop

Prove the world

That she is the one

Whose worth  in this worthless world

Is lesser than none.

Secret Meetings

She creeps out slowly

A thief  so sharp

Scared hesitant and pale

Sweat dripping  the cold face

Nervous, yet determined

Excited yet calm , hiding

The chill that moves up her spine

 Gazes she must avoid

Wolves she must fight

Herself she must hide

For no one no one  shud feel her

 Help she must seek

For her wings have been clipped

Kneel if she is asked to

Pay if it be so

Finally she reaches

Lonely cottage in the woods

No one knows her here

Unveils herself  to the rays of the sun

Clothes not needed

Jewels not worn

Shame just a word

For now she meets her ‘self’

Looks into the mirror

Her skin as snow

Lovely giggles, naughty frickles

Like a child she cuddles

In the arms so strong

Away from the world

Away from the crowd

For which she was just a thief

Untitled

I felt like a greater soul,

Soon to become   God

For I had saved  many lives

As if my only goal

 They know I will treat for sure  

  sick dying old and young

  I smile and give a wonder drug

 And ask for nothing more

                               

I feel like a triumphant king

Who has pinned the death to ground

 These tribals whom I cure so fast

So much respect they bring

Then came a woman with a sick son

I said don’t worry dear

Two days and Cholera will be gone

Since so early you have come

She said not doctor Hurry

I don’t have so much time

Treat my son from this ailment

Relieve me form this worry

This insult how could i bear

What shameless lady  you are

I am giving life to your son

Cant you stay longer here

She burst into tears

Why i coudnt reason

Told me  the epidemic

Was worst in the years

 killed  husband in the village

And her infant on the way

Her husband awaited funeral

While  infant covered in thorns

To keep  carnivores at bay

As if fallen from my throne

I kneeled down on the earth

I felt i lost the battle

Now a fugitive on the run

A lot more to be done

A lot more to be done

2G , 3G and MadamG

Trying my hand at hindi poetry :)

आ बैल मुझे मार , 
कर दे मेरे टुकड़े चार, 
मैने चुनी थी ये सरकार, 
हुआ देश का बलात्कार 

2G , 3G, और MadamG, 
का मिला है आशीर्वाद, 
जाम के बरसी हैं लक्ष्मी जी, 
हुए हैं नेता सब आबाद. 

kapil, chiddu, aur Arjun की 
तिकड़ी बड़ी अनोखी , 
मूह मे लिए राम का नाम 
बगल bazooka खोसि . 

कलयुग का Arjun है यी 
है इसकी अदा निराली, 
आँख की मा की आँख 
सोने की पूरी चिड़िया ही दबाली 

राहुल अपना cute baby 
dalit घर खाए दही जलेबी 
मम्मी मम्मी हरदम करता 
शादी करने से ये डरता 

sibal अपना तर्कशास्त्री 
सबकी मति घुमाई 
बोला 2G के घपले मे 
कौड़ी नही गवाई 

आ बैल मुझे मार 
कर दे मेरे टुकड़े चार

Tring Tring

Trin Trin I used to ring,

Like a canary in the spring.

Numbers on your finger tips

No where in world u could miss

                              I was your lie detector

                             Could'nt say I aint home mister

                             Mobile pager, local Loops

                             Dust not fingers in my grooves

Someday you will realize

Over Angel you chose Vice

Always in your bosses gaze

Family life is now a maze

                                  Besides your pillow when you sleep

                                  Even in your dreams it can creep

                                  Enslaved tightly in its shackles

                                  Life without it, seems a battle

Games Texting movies WAP

No more gossip, no more chat

Embrace the gud old wired friend

Straighten Hand’s unusual bend

Time to regain your freedom

Throw it  bravely like a legion

Self Disposal

I threw  a lump of flesh today

In a plasic bag so costly,

Couldnt find a cheaper one

 it was to be done so hastly.

                                      The blood in the bag was dripping slowly,   

                                      Staining my marble floor.

                                      I wish i could dispose it off,

                                     Without stepping out from the door.

I was reminded of the wasteland close,

Perfect is this cure

The locals would ofcourse object,

But I can spend some more.

                                       I threw it out like a good athlelte,

                                      Crossing the bushes so wide

                                      Down it fell with soft thud

                                      As  playful kid from a slide.

  

                                     Dogs rejoiced and the crows partied, 

                                     Gave me so many blessings

                                     Surely  will I now go to heaven

                                     Despite my other doings .

As I turned to go back,

I heard a silent scream

Was  someone sobbing there

Or just another dream

I happily ignored the light sobs

Though I could feel a pain

That pound of flesh was ofcourse mine

Which had just grown in vain

                                    “Mama, Mama” it called me back,

                                      I said I cant anger my Gods,

                                     They didn’t want you to be born

                                     So let me  please  the Dogs

You were born in the wrong sex

So you should meet your doom

My womb is meant for little brother

Whom I will bear soon.

  

                                      Cry not fool for your curse is over

                                      Go move to the next life

                                      Pain would be more if I rear you

                                     And make you somebodys wife.

See the world  I grew up in

I wished i had not been

Better to die once and for all

 Than dying as a routine.

Me

Wish you loved me just as an idea,

Such that I existed in Vaccum

My faults didn’t matter

Life’s Sommersaults didn’t matter

                                Love flowed from heart not mind

                                Failure  only  a phase,

                               And not my name.

Sins were to be forgiven not reparated

Tolerance was in abundance

And anger just a word

                                 Emotions were felt not expressed 

                                 Silence was audible

                                 And shrieks  silent

Words were few

But meanings profound

And explanations were unheard

                                  Feels like a dream that touched me

                                  Reminding me of you

                                  But dreams are frothy  

                                 And reality concrete.